Showing posts with label Tom Foolery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tom Foolery. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Journey...

U can't just tell me, u gon have to show me..
But Not too quick, explore my body slowly..
You're G5 flyin, I have a strip for u to land on..
No formal training, you gon learn this lesson Hands On..
U tell me that u want it & show me that u like it..
Come & sip this love punch, I promise not to spike it..
Slow it down then speed it up, I like this change of pace..
No hiding behind pillows, you want to see this face..
Love faces gon wild, mind blown, I'm in extasy..
I love it when u give your all while sexing me..
Turn around, toot it up. I can handle what u slangin..
Intense.. So serious, I can tell you aint playin..
Climax, there it is.. We get up & go shower..
Rest up, have a drink then back at it in an hour..

Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Art Of "Hoe"...

The term "Hoe" is thrown around VERY loosely. Everyday situations, heated debates, casual convo and in tons of other cases, you or whomever you're discussing can be called a hoe. What is the REAL meaning of a hoe? If one has hoe tendencies, does that make them a hoe or just hoe-like?

This is not really a breakdown but just some of MY thoughts on a hoe.

1 - If you smash more than two people out the same click, I'd like to think that's some hoe boderline shit. I say borderline ONLY because u could've been unaware that they were ppls. But whatevs.

2 - Smashing someone when you first meet (or very soon after) them doesn't mean that you're a hoe. U just know what u want and don't feel like wasting a bunch of time. HOWEVER, if you're smashing EVERYONE you meet when you meet them, THAT is some hoe shit.

2.5 - People meet through mutual friends, exchange #'s, BBMs, DMs, whatever and after a while u feel like yall cool. Smash at your own will.

3 - IDGAF what yall say, as a female... you KNOW who u are willing (or not) to give it up to, off rip. How yall vibe after that helps determine how much of a chance he still has, if any. Just because he's cute or got alot doesn't mean its a sure thing. I personally DGAF what u have cuz it aint mine anyway. If you go all out is based on how much he cooperates.

4 - Meeting people on social sites doesn't make u a hoe... Fuckin em all does. And besides, If u can't meet people at the club, church or social sites, where the fck ya'll meeting people at?

5 - While you hoes fckin for the FREE, some hoes got smart and made a living off of it. Guess you might as well get more than a nut out of it cuz I KNOW some of these dudes can't deliver even that much.

6 - If you're fckin your homegirls BD, man, FWB, whatever, I'd like to say thats hoe shit. IDGAF how fine a nigga is, if u fckin my friend... no can do. If we don't know thats on us but once we find out... Adios.

7 - I dont believe there are THAT many people in this world who are only on one hand with their body count unless they started yesterday. Ex. A girl is 25... she started at 16... I assume she has like 12 bodies. Do the math. That alil more than two people a year. Now calculate your own shit. Thanks. Shut up.

8 - There is no specific number of people u have to smash to be a hoe. Just the circumstance and manner in which u bring about the smashage.

9 - No strings attached, Friends with benefits, or just being cutty buddies don't make you a hoe. You just dont see yourself fit for a relationship at the moment. Nothing wrong with that. Why lie? Just keep it 100. Shit, yall might end up being made for each other. lol.



Encore - Men can be hoes too. We expect yall to fck everything, even if its nothing more. We expect yall to have a phonebook full of pussy on demand. If all your homeboys keep a flock of bitches, you're kinda guilty by association. Yall do it to females so the feeling is mutual. That's just the way it is. More importantly, If you on that Marvin's Room shit... You too are a hoe, sir. Any man who interferes with another man's quantity of pussy... is a hoe. Mind your fckin business. OR if you're tellin all your homeboys the play by play down to every possession and turnover, you're a hoe ass nigga and dont deserve anymore pussy.

Play innocent all you want, they gon call u a hoe anyway. Lol.

Long story short, U can be a simple hoe or a complicated hoe but you're still a hoe nonetheless. Im not here to judge cuz I frankly don't care who you're fckin. Yo miles dont make mine go up. I know where I stand and im ok with that.

& remember... a hit dog gon hollaaaa!!!!

Hoe on Hoes!!!

(Will edit as needed)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Nail Art - Into The Wild

Inspired by page 114 in the June issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.

 This is what happens when I get bored at work. Hehe




Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Who Is This Girl???

Sooo.. The past few days, my horoscope has been telling me to Network and that people love the new, wilder me since I’m “breaking out of my shell”. Never really thought I had much of a shell except for not letting people in but whatever. I completely go by what its been saying though. This has been a VERY interesting week. Spent time with people I don’t see often but fuxx with HEAVY. Met lots of cool people. Went some places. Had some drinks. Got some piercings.. etc etc. All without smudging my make-up… too much. (wink wink) ;-)

Neways… My bday is in a month (July 22nd.. mark your calendar!)!! Woot Woot!! With alil help from the road dawgs… I’m planning a lil pool party, cookout type thing. Hopefully I won’t remember that day but will have lots of pix to tell me the story. Info coming soon. Yeaaaa!! =)

Maybe 1 day ill post a NSFW pic of the new additions but until then… I’ll continue to flash people. LOL. (j/k but 4real)

& I’ve been slacking on my blogging but sometimes we all need a break from things in life. JUST KNOW… I’ll be back momentarily!!




Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Memorial Day Weekend Miami Recap

Ok… I’ll keep this short and sweet. No clubs. No Drama. No Arrests. No Fights. We did however have lots of fun and didn’t go home broke trying to stunt. Booooo!!! Fuxxin losers. lol. I also got to see some friends that I haven’t seen in years. That alone made my weekend worth while.

Food… Friends…. Alcohol… Stuck in an elevator… Laughing… Alcohol… Beach… Cat Nap… Food… Alcohol… Beach… Friends… Walking… Beach… Cat Nap… Alcohol… Food… Bye. LOL




Monday, April 26, 2010

Back Under Palm Trees

I’ve been back in FL for a month and for the 1st week I wasn’t able to sit still. I don’t really see that happening anytime soon either. 1st was Calle Ocho a couple hours after my flight landed. From there we went to SoBe for drinks but went to dinner & end up at the studio until like 3am. Then moving for the next few days. THEN Key West for the weekend. I’m not complaining at all but it all gets kind of hectic. And of course… I have footage!!!

Like to hear it, here it goes!!

Please disregard the pic that is up here lol. IDK how da hell that end up as the 1st pic smh.

 

Follow every one in this video!! LOL

@Sn3akrFr3akr @Jamrocksweetie @JNyce_EG @CapoDaBoss24 @Jheanell_Talee @SincerelyVee @Vanidosa11 @L0ve_Bee @SimplyJigga @PoliPockett @Drea_Babbyy @MrWynterMcFly @SteavyE




Friday, February 26, 2010

Lost Files.... Happy 21st Bday to Me!! ((July 22, 2009))


I must admit, I miss our after hours adventures. LOL. I think this may have been the best night ever... Thanks to my BFFs. Usually, we all cant get together but the whole squad came out for my 21st Bday. It was myself,  @Jazzi3Ron33, Sn3akrFr3akrr, @Jamrocksweetie, & Jin (cant remember her twitter). Originally supposed to go to the CBreezy & Lil Kim party @ Karu & Y.. we end up passing King of Diamonds & saw how SWOLE it was. After trying to find the entrance for an hour, we made it. Shout out to the ladies.. they Definitely give u your moneys worth.
Lil Kim & a sh*t load of other celebs end up at KOD anyway & SHUT IT DOWN.
Moral of the story is: I LOVE MY FRIENDS. Its always some type of Tom Foolery goin on. Miss u ladies & trannys *wink*. Until we meet again...

Say hello to the Birthday Girl. =) 

Here's A Tip... lol