Christmas Dreamin’

WTF kinda dream is this and why the freak did I remember the whole thing?? Like to hear it… here it go….

I was out taking pictures ALL day & it looked like I was in like 5 diff cities or countries bc I never saw half the shit in NY FL or anywhere else I've been. So I was out & was walking I guess home & it suddenly got dark. Like pitch black dark. & I couldn't see anything. So I went in the street and started running. All of a sudden I bumped into a group of guys & they we're getting ready to fight a guy so I guess they got mad at me for messing up the beginning of the fight & the dude took off running.
The lights started coming back on. They had guns & started pullin em out so I took off too.. But me & the guy they was looking for were dressed alike. I hid under a truck & then it was fully lit outside. So when he passed the truck he got dwn on the floor & pulled out the gun. So I started screaming & saying I'm a girl not the guy. So I crawled out & had my hands up & he took me back 2somebodies house. They had me sitting on the couch & the only mean one was the head nigga.
The homies or whoever they were was trying to find a way for him to let me go. I was begging & pleading & trying to explain that I didn't know buddy & I was just on my way home from some photo shoots.
He wasn't really listening that much & they just told me dnt say nothing 4a while. So I just sat there btwn 2big niggas & it was a dude sittin on the floor kinda near my legs. So when I looked at him it was the nigga they were chasing. They said a few words & then one of the shot him on top of his head. His body sat up 4 a good while then he slumped over. THEN a lady came downstairs & was giving everyone bazooka & BIG candy. Come to find out it was the guy that got 
shots mom but she didn't notice he was dead.
Then the boss went to the kitchen & they told me I need 2talk 2him str8 up & be confident but not cocky & try 2get him to let me go.
He didn't come back 4a while & I noticed he had a big ass walk in closet. It was shoes everywhere placed SUPER neat. So for whatever reason the brought me into the closet. & wanted to show me some new sneakers that he had & was the 1st one with. 
I must’ve touched the shoe & it came down. Then I put it back the wrong way so they fixed it so he wouldn't notice. Then the guys disappeared & 2girls were there & started talking to me about shoes. They sat in the closet while I was on a couch outside the closet.
They asked how many I had & I said like 10.. & they looked disgusted. So I'm telling them I used 2have shoes lined around my closet & room but gave them away & I don't really get 2wear them anyway cuz I wear my work shoes & flip flops the most.
So they had some big ass hair tie that looked like pants & I heard her say come help me tie her. But I thought she wanted me to help wrap the other girls hair. So I'm like how? & they both looked at me & laughed. Then they got up & started comin out the closet with it & then I woke up.

FIN.. THE END.

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Tis’ The Season…

As Christmas approaches, I can’t help but to think of my blessings. Of course I’m not as hyped up about Christmas like when I was a kid but it does bring back a lot of memories. And eff it… who doesn’t love presents?? As we know, many are unable to celebrate with gifts etc etc because they can’t afford it. I respect people who put their priorities in order. That’s the adult thing to do.

More often than not, we take the small luxuries we have for granted. When I had a car… I used to put major miles on it. I was paying for it so sh*t… Why not?? Now that I don’t have one at the moment.. Its hard but I don’t NEED a vehicle to survive. Its just a matter of convenience. As long as I can get to work and back, I really don’t care. People complain about how hot somebodies house is but think about the winter months and people who will damn near freeze to death because there is no heat.

I think about things like this on a regular but what REALLY made me was the fact that I sat in Miami Subs today after work and picked at my crispy chicken platter. After about 20mins, I ended up throwing away most of the chicken. As soon as I walked outside, I realized there was the homeless man that’s always on 6th ave & 167th. I’m sure he would have loved the food. No to mention its like 40 degrees outside. I felt like absolute crap. So… instead of saying “Next time” I called him over and asked if he had dinner. He said no so I took him in Miami subs for something to eat. When I came back, the staff was asking if I forgot something or needed something else. I just said no & gave the guy the meal ticket. As I walked out the door, one of the cooks stopped me and said “Thank you, I don’t know of ANY young person who has or will do something like that. You have a good heart.” We spoke for a few minutes and I was on my way down 6th.

The moral of the story is what good is it having money or life’s luxuries if you are selfish? I’m not rich by far but I do have a job and $5 is not going to break my pockets.

Happy Holidays to all.

-Chan