The Art Of "Hoe"...

The term "Hoe" is thrown around VERY loosely. Everyday situations, heated debates, casual convo and in tons of other cases, you or whomever you're discussing can be called a hoe. What is the REAL meaning of a hoe? If one has hoe tendencies, does that make them a hoe or just hoe-like?

This is not really a breakdown but just some of MY thoughts on a hoe.

1 - If you smash more than two people out the same click, I'd like to think that's some hoe boderline shit. I say borderline ONLY because u could've been unaware that they were ppls. But whatevs.

2 - Smashing someone when you first meet (or very soon after) them doesn't mean that you're a hoe. U just know what u want and don't feel like wasting a bunch of time. HOWEVER, if you're smashing EVERYONE you meet when you meet them, THAT is some hoe shit.

2.5 - People meet through mutual friends, exchange #'s, BBMs, DMs, whatever and after a while u feel like yall cool. Smash at your own will.

3 - IDGAF what yall say, as a female... you KNOW who u are willing (or not) to give it up to, off rip. How yall vibe after that helps determine how much of a chance he still has, if any. Just because he's cute or got alot doesn't mean its a sure thing. I personally DGAF what u have cuz it aint mine anyway. If you go all out is based on how much he cooperates.

4 - Meeting people on social sites doesn't make u a hoe... Fuckin em all does. And besides, If u can't meet people at the club, church or social sites, where the fck ya'll meeting people at?

5 - While you hoes fckin for the FREE, some hoes got smart and made a living off of it. Guess you might as well get more than a nut out of it cuz I KNOW some of these dudes can't deliver even that much.

6 - If you're fckin your homegirls BD, man, FWB, whatever, I'd like to say thats hoe shit. IDGAF how fine a nigga is, if u fckin my friend... no can do. If we don't know thats on us but once we find out... Adios.

7 - I dont believe there are THAT many people in this world who are only on one hand with their body count unless they started yesterday. Ex. A girl is 25... she started at 16... I assume she has like 12 bodies. Do the math. That alil more than two people a year. Now calculate your own shit. Thanks. Shut up.

8 - There is no specific number of people u have to smash to be a hoe. Just the circumstance and manner in which u bring about the smashage.

9 - No strings attached, Friends with benefits, or just being cutty buddies don't make you a hoe. You just dont see yourself fit for a relationship at the moment. Nothing wrong with that. Why lie? Just keep it 100. Shit, yall might end up being made for each other. lol.



Encore - Men can be hoes too. We expect yall to fck everything, even if its nothing more. We expect yall to have a phonebook full of pussy on demand. If all your homeboys keep a flock of bitches, you're kinda guilty by association. Yall do it to females so the feeling is mutual. That's just the way it is. More importantly, If you on that Marvin's Room shit... You too are a hoe, sir. Any man who interferes with another man's quantity of pussy... is a hoe. Mind your fckin business. OR if you're tellin all your homeboys the play by play down to every possession and turnover, you're a hoe ass nigga and dont deserve anymore pussy.

Play innocent all you want, they gon call u a hoe anyway. Lol.

Long story short, U can be a simple hoe or a complicated hoe but you're still a hoe nonetheless. Im not here to judge cuz I frankly don't care who you're fckin. Yo miles dont make mine go up. I know where I stand and im ok with that.

& remember... a hit dog gon hollaaaa!!!!

Hoe on Hoes!!!

(Will edit as needed)