Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Victim...

He wrote you love letters, you got mad so you ripped them.
You hit that man 1st, then you went and cried victim.
Shot him with his gun, got scared then you switched them.
He begged for your help, fell down and you kicked him.

You never told him about the fake plans that you had.
That you'd use him like a trend, til the end of the "fad".
Each "good thing" had an underlying bad.
Or that you didnt care about his feelings, Fck if he was sad.

When they came for the interview you only said the half.
You told them about the work and everywhere he hid his stash.
About the late night runs, on the way to the cash.
How'd he'd run up in the spot, stick em up & then dash.

You failed to tell the part that you kept a bunch of money
How he took you out the hood, kept you from lookin bummy.
This shit cant be real, not the least bit funny.
A life you learned to love and now you made him the test dummy.

These bitches WILL lie, anything to save face.
Eating with dirty money but you forgot to say grace.
Moving a little too fast, slow down, watch your pace.
This is a cut throat world, everyone wants to win this race.

But when its all said and done, he had no chance in this fight.
You never did say how you'd give that "Long Kiss Goodnight".
What goes around comes around. Hope you're ready for that bite.
But YOU'RE once again The Victim so we both know you're right.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

The Art Of "Hoe"...

The term "Hoe" is thrown around VERY loosely. Everyday situations, heated debates, casual convo and in tons of other cases, you or whomever you're discussing can be called a hoe. What is the REAL meaning of a hoe? If one has hoe tendencies, does that make them a hoe or just hoe-like?

This is not really a breakdown but just some of MY thoughts on a hoe.

1 - If you smash more than two people out the same click, I'd like to think that's some hoe boderline shit. I say borderline ONLY because u could've been unaware that they were ppls. But whatevs.

2 - Smashing someone when you first meet (or very soon after) them doesn't mean that you're a hoe. U just know what u want and don't feel like wasting a bunch of time. HOWEVER, if you're smashing EVERYONE you meet when you meet them, THAT is some hoe shit.

2.5 - People meet through mutual friends, exchange #'s, BBMs, DMs, whatever and after a while u feel like yall cool. Smash at your own will.

3 - IDGAF what yall say, as a female... you KNOW who u are willing (or not) to give it up to, off rip. How yall vibe after that helps determine how much of a chance he still has, if any. Just because he's cute or got alot doesn't mean its a sure thing. I personally DGAF what u have cuz it aint mine anyway. If you go all out is based on how much he cooperates.

4 - Meeting people on social sites doesn't make u a hoe... Fuckin em all does. And besides, If u can't meet people at the club, church or social sites, where the fck ya'll meeting people at?

5 - While you hoes fckin for the FREE, some hoes got smart and made a living off of it. Guess you might as well get more than a nut out of it cuz I KNOW some of these dudes can't deliver even that much.

6 - If you're fckin your homegirls BD, man, FWB, whatever, I'd like to say thats hoe shit. IDGAF how fine a nigga is, if u fckin my friend... no can do. If we don't know thats on us but once we find out... Adios.

7 - I dont believe there are THAT many people in this world who are only on one hand with their body count unless they started yesterday. Ex. A girl is 25... she started at 16... I assume she has like 12 bodies. Do the math. That alil more than two people a year. Now calculate your own shit. Thanks. Shut up.

8 - There is no specific number of people u have to smash to be a hoe. Just the circumstance and manner in which u bring about the smashage.

9 - No strings attached, Friends with benefits, or just being cutty buddies don't make you a hoe. You just dont see yourself fit for a relationship at the moment. Nothing wrong with that. Why lie? Just keep it 100. Shit, yall might end up being made for each other. lol.



Encore - Men can be hoes too. We expect yall to fck everything, even if its nothing more. We expect yall to have a phonebook full of pussy on demand. If all your homeboys keep a flock of bitches, you're kinda guilty by association. Yall do it to females so the feeling is mutual. That's just the way it is. More importantly, If you on that Marvin's Room shit... You too are a hoe, sir. Any man who interferes with another man's quantity of pussy... is a hoe. Mind your fckin business. OR if you're tellin all your homeboys the play by play down to every possession and turnover, you're a hoe ass nigga and dont deserve anymore pussy.

Play innocent all you want, they gon call u a hoe anyway. Lol.

Long story short, U can be a simple hoe or a complicated hoe but you're still a hoe nonetheless. Im not here to judge cuz I frankly don't care who you're fckin. Yo miles dont make mine go up. I know where I stand and im ok with that.

& remember... a hit dog gon hollaaaa!!!!

Hoe on Hoes!!!

(Will edit as needed)

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Caylee’s Law

We all know about and are probably disgusted by the very HIGH profile Casey Anthony trial but she was tried and found not guilty. All we can do is move forward and try to make change in our judicial system that fails us so often.
After she was found Not Guilty, a woman in Oklahoma, Michelle Crowder, decided to start a petition named after the young Caylee Anthony. With Caylee’s Law in place, it would be a federal offense for a parent or legal guardian to not report their child missing in a timely manner. I’m not sure what “timely” means to authorities but hopefully this will bring about more responsible adults and protect children nationwide.
To sign the petition, visit: Caylee's Law Petition
Facebook Page: Caylee's Law

Rest In Peace Caylee Anthony



Monday, July 4, 2011

The Pleasure Was All Mine...

I can honestly say I'm disgusted with certain people who are in my life. That goes for family and "friends" alike The difference is, I didnt have an option with family. Friends... that's all me so you live and you learn.

What I don't like is when you help someone and make a big deal about it. Some people can only repay you what you gave them or a sincere "Thank you" and life long friendship. Anything more is pushing it.  If you're going to complain about helping people or expect a fcking parade, you have life all misconstrued. When most people are in need, they simply go without. In certain cases, your help is vital for their survival. You bragging about it only makes people wonder if you do things just to talk about it or to throw it in someones face. Most of the favors or helping hands I lend are forgotten. I don't log it, I just do it and continue with my life. That's how it should be. Everyone is not like me though. I help people because I'm a kind-hearted person and I want to see people do better. 

In a nut-shell.. Thanks for the "favors" or helping hands. Your assistance is no longer needed or wanted.

Don't be shady! Don't complain! Or simply Don't do any favors!

You'll probably mess up your own blessings but who's blessings I know??

People will probably snitch and/or think this is about them but who fcking cares?

The Pleasure Was All Mine...  Bump you & Good Day!

*Drops Mic*

Sunday, July 3, 2011

The New Place

Sooooo After ALLLL of this time, I've finally moved into my own apartment. Its been a really interesting year and a half since I moved out of my apt with Jaz in Boynton. I must say, It feels good. Making dinner, walkin around in my draws.. if any and just doing what I want is absolutely awesome! Gets a little bit lonely but company is always one call away. Me being me, of course I wouldnt even have that much company outside of Kim and Naomi. New beginnings. Im happy. Thats all that matters. My own little Oasis. =)

Goin Steady

This song isn't the newest but it gets the point across.

For some reason guys seem to think ALL females want to be tied down and all attached. *blink blink* That's usually not the case but alot of guys have a hard time keeping it 100 and just gettin to the point. As a female, I'd prefer to know what u are trying to make it instead of sending mixed signals then suddenly act like I'm crazy and want to marry u. Everybody doesn't want a relationship and everybody wont be ok with being Friends w/ Benefits or cutty buddies. You'd be surprised how many dont mind. Much less headaches, broken hearts or arguments. But thats just MY opinion.

(I guess this is why Rocko & Monica didn't work out.. But who's relationship I know?)

The moral of the story is....

Just play your part and vibe up, home boy! LOL